WHERE THE HELL IS BOOTLE?
So you don't know where Bootle is then? Actually, most people think its in Liverpool - there is a Bootle in Liverpool but I'm talking about the one in Cumbria.
Here is a map showing Cumbria so you can see where I am talking about:
Here is a link to a site which tells you a little about Bootle.
Note the bit about Wordsworth staying in Bootle and bad mouthing it... what a prick. Who did he think he was? He didn't like the noise of the sea? What did he expect? What sea doesn't make a noise? I strongly disagree with him. Where else can you get both extremes? Black Combe (600m - 1969ft) being the upper extremity and the Irish sea being the lower within just a few miles of each other.